High school loser by day, online loser at night.

jerryspringers:

when u say a really clever comeback without stuttering

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(via baracknobama)

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Anonymous asked: Post a pic of your cum in your hand


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corpish:

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folk-punk:

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

(via ohheyitsjeremy)

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lmaoalien:

waiter: hi what would you like to drink?
me: coke please
waiter: sorry we only have meth is that fine?

(via thefuuuucomics)

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fucksebastianstan:

basedpidgeot:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

"Nerdy shit aside u can act like Superman"

fucksebastianstan:

basedpidgeot:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

"Nerdy shit aside u can act like Superman"

(Source: cute-decoration, via ohheyitsjeremy)

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dolphinboy420:

hey girl are u from china because im china get the hell away from you

(Source: bluelava3, via humorking)

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